I think everyone can agree that the worst part about MLM is how fake happy you have to be all the time. I mean, look at these hosers’ profiles on Twitter. Things are just looking UP! UP! UP! all the time, even if there’s nothing to be excited about. I know that happiness is a choice. I even know that there are Pollyannas in the world who really are that exciting about everything.
But even Pollyanna had that bad moment after she fell out of the tree, y’know what I’m saying? And being that hyped up about bullshit is crazy. It looks crazy. And crazy makes people run away.
So stop with the “future’s so bright” nonsense. You’re doing it wrong.
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